Mariska Hargitay

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Ah Bengs/Lian vs Mats/Minah

Alright niggas!
See the title?
Thats what I am gonna talk about.
Okay,lets start off.

Similarities.
-Both are rebellious.
-They fight mostly because one party stare at other the other party.(Thats very dumb,really)
-They ruined the reputation of FASHION!I repeat,FASHION!
-Skinnies are their style.
-They have their own seperate languages.
-They slack around and wait for trouble to arrive at thier doorsteps.
-Anywhere they sit,they think its their 'land'.In another words,they 'own' it.
-They think they are the strongest just because they have gangs.
-When trouble comes,they call their back up.
-They wont fight alone.
-They believe tattoos and piercings make them fierce and bigger.(oh please!)
-Mostly,all of them are smokers.
-They have their own basements where they gather.
-They can't behave.(Immatured)
-Loud and noisy.
-They are not funny at all.
-Both run away whenever theres police.(Cowards aren't they?)
-Both will go around and disturb people,especially girls.
Need me to say more?

Differences.

[Ah Beng/Lian(s)]
First,they are known to be very noisy and loud.
They dun have a sense of respect.
All they do is just loiter around for nothing.
I guess they must have lots of time to spare.
Their favourite choices of weapon:water pipe,bat,glass bottle.
Mostly,I see them squawk when they smoke.
The wear they dress is absurd.
I hate it.
And you know what?
I saw an Ah Lian dressing up like Minahs.
GOODNESS!
Get your own style woman.
I cant stand it.
Total disgrace to society!

[Mat/Minah(s)]
Usually,they are more daring.
They dun care about anything.
Alot of them loves staring at me since I have a look like a 'Mat'.
Just my luck.
But I dun entertain them unless there are my friends.
They mostly loves to go void deck and create a havoc.
Most of them smoke Reds.
Their favourite choice of weapon:Parang,Bat.
I dun understand why Minahs loves to shave their eyebrows!
You girls look scary!
And if they were ever to dance,they dance to techno.
Like Shuffling,Tektonic.
Mats loves going around flirtings.
Syafarah,you better be careful!
Haha!

Thats it!
I have end my topic!
Taddaaa!
Wait,who wins?
Nobody!
They dun deserve anything!

posted at 6:48 AM by Ammar | Permalink |

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