(People clapping)

Thank you, thank you la

This topic today is going to be English vs Singlish

Who's gonna win?

01 When asking permission from teacher to go to the toilet

Eng: Teacher, may I go to the toilet please?
Sing: Cher, can go toilet for a while can or not?

02 When asking anybody questions you dont know

Eng:Excuse me, do you mind if you can help me with this question?
Sing:Eh, can help me this question? Damm hard sia.

03 When you disagree on something

Eng:Well, actually, its not a good idea. I might tell you about my plan?
Sing:Aiyo, dun want la. You talk cock la you.

04 Telling your friends to lower their voulme

Eng:Do you mind if you may lower down ur voice? thanks
Sing:Oi, shut up la or Diam la

05 When talking to a person you don know on the phone

Eng:I'm sorry but may I know who you are?
Sing:Huh? Oi, who you?

06 When you are busy and someone ask you to do other things

Eng:Oh, I'm sorry but I am busy at the moment. Sorry
Sing:Siao! I busy la. You blind ah?

07 When you and your friend are talking when suddenly someone interupt

Eng:Excuse me. Can't you see that I'm talking to him? Excuse us for a while.
Sing:Chee bye. You dun extra la. Siam!

08 When someone offered to pay for you

Eng:Oh, that was nice of you but I dont think you should do that.
Sing:Haiya, no need la. I got money you know.

Well, who wins? I dont know.

Till then, I'm ammar, I'll see you next time, right here.
Goodbye

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Sup, amigos..

On this very day is when Eddie Guerrero died. He was a hero in my eyes. He was special. Anyone free, visit this website: www.eddicts.com . It was Eddie's idea to call his fan, 'The Eddicts' . Nice eh? There is also a special diary written by his wife, Vickie Guerrero. He had three daughters. His real name is Eduardo Guerrero. Well, even though he is gone, he is truly alive in my heart. I will never ever forget him. He was the best of the best. How I wish I sould see him up close. I hope he is watching over us in heaven. Geez. Lets have 1 min of silence..

Alrite, thats all I've got to say.

I lie I cheat I steal

Latino Heat

Love, ammar guerrero

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Sup amigos..

Now Im back for more storytelling..

[Marriage]
Its a once in a lifetime.No one can describes how it goes. It can only be explain inside the heart.It could be the happiest day of your life. Normally, you would normally see a chirstian couple getting married in a church..the women on the left side, the man on the other side OR the opposite side. Im not sure. Between them of course will be the priest. A holy man holding a book. And then soon, you would see the couple kissing and the crowd cheering. Thats is normal. Its like that. Getting married is really something..Its like almost a gift from God. Its so important. One really have to make sure that his/her partner is really the RIGHT choice. Otherwise, it may lead to DIVORCE, which, everyone would not like to experience unless for a good reason. After getting married, usually the husband goes to work while the wife stay at home and wait for her husband to come back. Thats love. Speaking of love, it really make your heart sink. It could also destroy everything. I mean, EVERYTHING. So, like as I have said, do the right way.

[Suicide Bomber]
Its also 'once' in a lifetime in a way, if you can get what I mean. Suicide bombers are really brave. I would salute to those suicide bombers who risk their lives for my GOD only. The rest are stupid. Suicide bombers really risk their lives just for the sake to change our lives of living. This world is getting rotten day by day. You can see for yourself that the end of the world is coming. Yeah. Wars having been going on. Nuclear bombs are being created. Lots of eruption have occured. Just today, a suicide bomber kills 33 people in Baghdad.Crowds of recruits were gathering outside the center in western Baghdad's Nissur Square when the bomber detonated explosives strapped to his body. And also today, a suicide bomber killed 28 people at an Iraqi police recruiting center in Baghdad on Sunday, in the latest attack that undermines U.S. and Iraqi government efforts to bolster the country's security forces. This is bad. See for yourself. Think what will happen to us one day..just think.


*Saddam Hussein is senteced to death by hanging. I don't see why they need to senteced him to death. Some say he is good some say he is bad. Which side are you on? I think they should give him more time. And also, if you have seen the video clip when the verdict was out, its really interesting. He shouted 'God is Great!' several times. He also said something about his people. I can't remember.

Till then, I'm ammar. Stay tune for more.

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Halo, readers...

-Bored
Im bored and I've got a computer in front of me rite now.So wad I do? Simple..went to any porn website or go watch videos in www.youtube.com. Its worth a while. Agree? Hell yeah,I do.

-Depress
A friend of mine is depress. He got a penknife in his hand.So wad he do? Its not what you think..guess..well,times up.He slowly slices his cock and died of blood loss.

-Hated
I used to hang out with this guy. (I am not telling his name in order not to let him lose face) A big, huge, black guy. And he is fat. I mean really fat.He is really dark. Try him. During night time, you can see that U can hardly see HIM.He camouflage well in the dark. Each time we finish playing football, he will get smelly result from his un-stop-able sweating. To add salt, he always rub/dig his nose which digust me.Right now, I don wad had happen to him since I lost contact with him. But in our heart, we hate each other. He's FULL of lies. Trying visitng his blog.You might laugh your ass off.

-Vain
There is a saying which goes like this, 'Beauty is a mind of a mind or a matter, if you don mind, it doesn't matter'. Me, as a guy, I would almost spend a few minutes looking at the mirror everyday. You can say tat im quite vain. But I don expect to be the most handsome guy in history. Lots of relative of mine loves to do this: touch my face and tell that the rest (my parents) this, 'woah...grown up already. You look more handsome', which usually put a smile on my parents. If I got the will, I would say to the person not to touch my face as though i am a carpet. I am just a human being, nothing else.

-Lamers
There's is this 3 guys in my class who always piss me off with their lame jokes. Please, by telling me lame jokes, you think I will respect you? yes, in a way by pretending to laugh. You guys think I will give you all badges? Cmon man. If I were to give you badges, I would rather give a tight slapes on both your cheeks. That will give you a lesson. But at times, It is good to tell lame jokes. You may feel like you are crazy or a the funniest person on earth. But, not always. Please.

-Attract~ers
To those out there, attracting attention is useless thing to do. You think you will gain sympathy, let others pity you.But, no its not. If you still insist, play your own game.I can tell you tat you will end up being a Fucking Loser and people will start to condem you. I know you want to let others know your feelings but at least do at the right time or the proper way. Don ask me for help..I know there's this guy who keep doing this till now. [Mr.C]

-Flirts
In the past, I may be a flirt.But at least now, I have change. Flirting is really bad, ese.Its not really TRUE LOVE. When you truly loves a person, go to that person. Tell her your feelings for her. Someone told me that I was a flirt. Get the point? Well you see, people will reconginse you as FLIRT. Thats what happen to me. TRUE LOVE is when you really loves that person. You would risk everything for her. Right now, I am in this position. Its really hard..Love is forever blind i can say..Once again Mr.C is one of them. Hello, excuse me, can you stop doing this? You are in fact disturbing them. Gals are gals. They may think different from you. So, PLEASE stop doing the harmful way. One day, you will regret it.

-Love
Love has a good and bad things. Its always unpredictable. You may never know what will happen. But I do like is that love always make a person really happy. You may also feel 'heaven'. Love is really serious. Do not play around with love. When comes to love, do the right way. Do not love a person just because you want sex. If you really love sex, I might be able to bring to Geylang Lor. There will lots of gals for you to choose including the oldies. Not offence. As the saying goes, Love is in the air. I think thats quite true. Stick to da person if ya love her/him.

tats all folk,
Ammar

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Sup amigos...

Its been a while...Nowadays, Im really wad...Am I in love?
Well, lets do a recount on 3nov.I hope its not too late to update now..On,3 nov,I was excited for the outing.But, I was worried tat I could not make it cos of my SIS!! Argh! How i wish my maid can come back home..I needa wait 4 my cousin to come back,then I can go..wait wait n wait...I was suppose 2 reach at the destination at 3pm but, my cousin have not come back! Then, abt 3.30pm + only she came home..I was like 'Oh,thank god..!' , took a shower , change..I was just abt 2 go out when my mum ask me where i going..I told her the info..then she was kinda angry. She said this, ' u dun macam macam' . I ignore n wear my shoes. Took taxi to orchard mrt station.Hai..this lynette of mine ah..always sms me..'walao,faster come la' Haha. Woah, the taxi fare increase from $2.50 to $12 +. I brought $28 in fact. Tat does not mean Im rich alrite..Reach there..Met her at the interchange..n...ya! 4 ur info,I bought a present. 'This guy really sweet man'.hehe..met her, She was BEAUTIFUL,ese..gave the present n gave a birthday hug.(smiling). met guo min too.I was like wondering,did he see it too? Cos he appear behind a wall..smth like tat. AND,he came to me,smiling..yeah..smiling..Get the idea? Nvm, carry on..go to this restaurant,meet the gals..I was pretty LATE. They all ordered..makan la..i didnt eat..Lynette too..now i know shes shy to eat in front of guys.I just ordered a P.E.P.S.I drink finish,then while waiting 4 the gals n the guy 2 finish,i try 2 experiment by adding sauce 2 my empty drink..sian..Then lyn go n order tickets 4 the movie..[grudge 2] Lalalalala..few mins, she came back, guo min go n ask lyn wad movie we watching..she lied,saying tat we watching Death Note cos gm dun want 2 watch grudge 2..then I cut in, saying ya,ya,ya. Then, gm say he want 2 c the tickets..I was like speechless..lyn aso..I then change sub..LOL. I said, 'you know....(grandma's story)' .Finally, they finish eating..went 2 the cinema.This gm ah..!! He look at the screen (the one tt u wad time the movie start) I quickly push him...go n look at the movie poster.LOL.we go toilet b4 watching, ..u know, empty our dicks n pussy.Haha. went inside the cinema was woah...so little people n much bigger..got our own privacy..yay! I sit between Gm n lyn..perfect.The show started. It was not scary..I expected 2 it to be more SCARIER!! Got this part, I was like shock..not bcos of the ghost..but bcos of lynette..she shouted,which startled me! LOL.Brrrr...I was quite cold..aiyo, this lynette ah..keep pulling my shirt..scared..haha..cute. Then the show ended.So fast. Must watch more ghost movie.Then,time to go home..so sad. boring at home..walk 2 mrt there..from there..we separate.Gave lynette a lovely,nice,big hug..nice feeling though..hehe.took mrt home..

What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me...
Don't hurt me no more....
I don't know, what can I do..
What else can I say, it's up to you...
I know we're one, just me and you I can't go on...
I want no other, no other lover...
This is your life, our time....
When we are together, I need you forever...
Is it love...?
What is love...?

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Sup amigos..!!

Woooooot!! Chalet was fun..! When I first arrive, someone got and spray foam on my face...SO 'unwelcome' . Almost all the gals were swimming then. Only 4 boys staying overnite.Excluding ME! Argh! I really want 2 stay over!But my mum wont allow..(crying). Can tell U guys tt ashiq look quite nerd when he wear the cap!! He wore a white nike golf cap!! LOL. He shld wear caps like those gang wear 1..cant describe it..Then the boys went 2 pasir ris park play soccer! Woooohoooo! Fun! It was DAMM windy! Me n ashiq took off our shirt..Dun wnt 2 miss the chance. Then, we play n play until raining we went bck. Soon, after no more rain,BBQ..alamak they all..like quarrel on how 2 start the fire..then finally can..thks by an extra guy , BINU which is not in our class..I eat little bit only cos i not in the mood..Then me, jy n darren go n take all the mattress under the staircase..go n put on the floor...then we play.....WRESTLING!! I always jump from the staircase 2 the mattress..i go n do FROG SPLASH!! I learn from Eddie Guerrero!! My HERO!! At 6.30pm, we boys go 2 the xbox game..play. I like the game, Brothers In Arms. v FUN!! like real live! 8pm +, we went bck. Then wad..? Ah..we party n party!! Then Jun Yuan n Jelynn went home together..woah! SAY!! Romantic couple...went they abt 2 go home, every1 go n tease them..like 'woaaaahh..!! wooohhooooo!!' Jun yuan was like acting innocent like 'wad?wad?' LOL! Abt 9pm,I went home..!!! Awww man..How I wish I could stay wit u guys..I LOVE U GUYS!! [1n1] rox!!

tats all Guys,
ammar guerrero

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